July 30, 2014
lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.
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sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

lacigreen:

micdotcom:

Forget the spreadsheet, here’s an easy flowchart to know if a women owes you sex

Microsoft Excel took a turn for the explicit this week when the Internet learned the once-innocuous office tool was being used in a dispiriting new bro-trend: using the software to track of the number of times their partners refuse sex. Yes, #sexspreadsheets are a thing, presumably because some men still believe that owning of a penis entitles them to unlimited sexy times.

Sorry, guys, that’s just not the way the world works | Follow micdotcom 

sometimes i just cant believe this is the 21st century

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July 30, 2014

obesitycore:

the really shitty thing about being told that you’re smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you don’t understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe you’re not as smart as you’ve always been told 

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July 30, 2014
thegildedrage:

Purdey "Flying Pheasants"  silk tie,

thegildedrage:

Purdey "Flying Pheasants"  silk tie,

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July 30, 2014

transperceneige:

Knabstrupper by Juliane Meyer.

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July 30, 2014

minim-calibre:

typewriterchan:

theladymonsters:

Anyone who dismisses her as eye candy didn’t watch the same movie I did, and ought to go sit in a corner and think about their misogyny.

I mean, god, it’s the little things.  That “who do you want me to be?” she asks Steve while they’re in the car is just so raw.  This is a woman whose entire life has been defined by ‘who do you want me to be?’ and so she falls back on it because she has nothing else left.  And Steve doesn’t buy into the trap and just says “how about a friend?”

And god, her face when she thought Nick Fury was dying. The sheer level of silent devastation she’s trying not to show and failing.  

I just cannot get seeing this moving and not seeing Natasha. Because if you just dismiss her as eye candy, that’s what you’re doing (I’m looking at you, several male reviewers). 

Today’s list of standout Natasha moments (it varies):

  • Reaction to Nick’s death.
  • Reaction to NIck’s not being dead (she looks so wounded under the physical pain and confusion).
  • Suiting up and infiltrating the WSC meeting with Pierce with a gunshot wound to her shoulder. 
  • Speaking of that, saving their asses shortly after getting said GSW, using a heavy piece of equipment even while she could barely stand.
  • Using the widow’s bite on herself.
  • That moment where she pauses to gird her emotional loins before she respond’s to Pierce’s jab about the world seeing her as she is (which it wouldn’t, because of course who she is and how she is is not what she’s done).
  • The steely-eyed, contained anger bubble gum snap. (Most bad-ass use of bubble gum ever.)

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July 30, 2014

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July 30, 2014

Whenever I need to be reminded about good things in this world, I watch Susan Boyle’s tryout for Britain’s Got Talent, from back in 2009. If you want to hear a beautiful rendition of ‘I Dreamed a Dream,’ or want to remember that appearances can be deceiving, or want to remember that dreams are worth holding on to… you too should watch it.

July 30, 2014
d-a-n-c-e-b-l-o-g:

Heather Ogden | The National Ballet of Canada

d-a-n-c-e-b-l-o-g:

Heather Ogden | The National Ballet of Canada

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July 30, 2014
Unlikely simultaneous historical events

simhasanam:

quantumblog:

jkottke:

A poster on Reddit asks: What are two events that took place in the same time in history but don’t seem like they would have?

Spain was still a fascist dictatorship when Microsoft was founded.

There were no classes in calculus in Harvard’s curriculum for the first few years because calculus hadn’t been discovered yet.

Two empires [Roman & Ottoman] spanned the entire gap from Jesus to Babe Ruth.

When the pyramids were being built, there were still woolly mammoths.

The last use of the guillotine was in France the same year Star Wars came out.

Oxford University was over 300 years old when the Aztec Empire was founded.

When pilgrims were landing on Plymouth Rock, you could already visit what is now Santa Fe, New Mexico to stay at a hotel, eat at a restaurant and buy Native American silver.

The first wagon train of the Oregon Trail heads out the same year the fax machine is invented.

Nintendo was formed the same year Van Gogh painted Starry Night.

Cleopatra (the last Pharaoh of Egypt) lived closer to the moon landings than she did to the building of the Pyramids of Giza.

When Kublai Khan became the Mongol Emperor, the first humans were setting foot on New Zealand.

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July 30, 2014

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July 30, 2014

camiquintana:

His “ah I picked a good one” smirk gives me life

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July 30, 2014

nickyoflaherty said: There's an infomercial for a steam mop or something on my tv right now, and pretty much the only two colors they are using are purple and white. All I can picture is Clint pushing the thing around the apartment and Kate coming in just as he's saying, "Aw, mop, no."

moonblossom:

nickyoflaherty:

toboldlydammitjim:

I’ve been staring at this for a few days now trying to think of something good to say, but all I can think of is Clint being the guy in the informercials who like can’t manage to do anything right without the help of whatever product the infomercials are trying to sell. 

And it is really funny to picture. 

And kate making fun of clint because he always buys the stupid products from late night infomercials but can’t even manage to get those to work. 

also think about kate using his credit card to order things from the infomercials when he’s sleeping. when they get there he’s all, “i don’t remember buying this…”

and kate just lifts her coffee cup to her mouth and says, all nonchalant, “musta been sleep buying again, clint. you should really try to stop that.”

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my finger slipped sorry

July 30, 2014

lasylphidedubolchoi:

Anastasia Lukina of Vaganova Ballet Academy

Photos by Darian Volkova

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July 30, 2014

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

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July 30, 2014

Scarlett Johansson by Cliff Watts | Esquire 2005

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